I never know what to put in here, I'm Kiana, 16. Overly obsessed with Doctor Who and Divergent. ~Dauntless through and through.~ The Strokes, Foals, The Midnight Beast and The Decemberists are all fab. :):)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
it’s 2013 why don’t legs shave themselves
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
Me: *brings in Butterscotch Shortbread*
Dad: Get some plates, they might be Crumblebatch-y.
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Me: Crumblebatch-y?
Dad: I meant crumbly. I was thinking about Benedict Cumberbatch again.
the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off
TUMBLR STOP WITH YOUR ADORABLE PERFECT COUPLES KISSING NOT ALL OF US HAVE THAT YOU’RE MAKING US SAD AND SOMETIMES HORNY WHICH MAKES US SAD AGAIN BECAUSE WE CAN’T SHAG ANYONE ERGH
a) I say we, I mean I..
b) I don’t know why I said shag I don’t like that word
(Source: annantan)
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
Do they only have one building that they film in or
20 actors 5 props 1 building 1 beach and 1 road
even the same paintings omg
God bless the BBC.
DIVERGENT CHALLENGE - DAY 10: A character you wish hadn’t died
⌙ Marlene
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
(Source: geeses)
fuck yeah depressing shit | via Tumblr auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/64816867/via/suspenderbatchismydeath
Tobias: fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up
Tobias: looking at her is like waking up
i want to start a band called ceiling because then my fans will be called ceiling fans
